Clan Rules, Economy & Mental State
Welcome to the asylum. We don’t angle properly, we don’t trust RNG, and we definitely don’t believe in “saving credits.”
In this clan, skill is optional. Premium shells are mandatory.
If it has armor, we gold it.
If it doesn’t have armor, we gold it anyway — out of principle.
Why learn weakspots when Klarna exists?
Why flank when you can financially overwhelm the enemy?
Why fear a Maus when your credit score can tank harder than your HP?
We press 2 so often our keyboards are scared.
We don’t see red tanks — we see future debt.
Every bounced shell is a personal insult and every penetration is a Klarna-approved life choice.
Our tactics include:
• Load gold
• Miss anyway
• Blame RNG
• Repeat
If the battle ends and your wallet isn’t sweating, you didn’t try hard enough.
Remember our sacred oath:
Buy now. Pen now. Cry later.
Armor is temporary. Debt is eternal.
GG EZ, financed ???