We are the more laid back, easier going version of HAVOK. Only we have exactly........nothing........ to do with them. Never even met them. But our names look alike! I bet they don't even have hammocks!
We're a band of easy going tankers, that enjoy a good laugh as much as a good win. Founded by an Olympian and a European hair model that love to scream to each other insults and movie quotes at each other over Skype, even though they are literally 2.8 smoots away (if you don't know the smoot unit of measurement, you best go learn yourself.)
Speaking of screaming over Skype, that'd right there be a requirement of being in the clan. Gotsta have skype. And a TOG. Because TOG best tank in game. Also, if you can prove you actually OWN a hammock, you'll probably get promoted.
BYOGP
If you don't have a great since of humor, you probably don't belong here. Also, even though we enjoy having fun with this, you need at least a 51% winrate, and at least 3k games to be in as well.